my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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