Sry I called you an 8
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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