Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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