She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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