Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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