I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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