also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
