He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
