Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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