i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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