Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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