Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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