Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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