my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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