He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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