Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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