East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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