question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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