I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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