As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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