It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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