so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Still dying that you shit outside
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Randomize
