Who wears a wallet chain?!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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