Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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