love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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