What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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