You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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