Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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