I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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