I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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