Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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