OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
We need to get me chipped asap
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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