im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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