Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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