real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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