do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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