You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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