I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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