You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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