if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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