I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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