why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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