the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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