Christians are straight up FREAKS
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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