Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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