I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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