I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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