Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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