He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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