I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
This is the high leading the old right now
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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