No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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