Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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