fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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