Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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