We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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