I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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