i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
