so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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