when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize