honey bunches of taint.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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